Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

Call them from their houses, and teach them to dream.

Do not despair. Have faith. It is going to work out and you will be delivered.

Who are you, gaijin? What do you know about honor?''I'm called Chocho, ' Will said...'Chocho?' Arisaka shouted, goaded beyond control. 'Butterfly? Then die, Butterfly!

Fate is a lazy man’s excuse for avoiding curiosity.

Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public

Why do old people drive with their mouths open?

When a book is alive, really alive, you feel it. You put it to your ear here, and you feel it breathe, sometimes laugh, sometimes cry, just like a person, a little person.

Marketing has long known how to exploit fads and how to develop trends.

I didn't try to be something I wasn't.

I don't go to the sale rack. But I wouldn't say I am decadent in my spending. I am careful.