Lists are anti-democratic, discriminatory, elitist, and sometimes the print is too small.

Plays are always about intense relationships, whether they're intense love relationships or family relationships or existential relationships.

With my plays, when the lights go down, at least the audience isn't thinking, 'Oh, God, two more hours of this.

Writing a play, you start with less, so more is demanded of you. It's as if you have to not only write a symphony, but invent the instruments as well.

I think everything should be in verse. 'The New York Times' should be in verse.

Learning to write for the theatre is learning to be a human being, because the theatre by its very nature makes you deal with other human beings.

Verse comedy is interesting to me because of the challenge of writing in rhymed couplets, which is not a form that's usually amenable to English, yet to me it gives great possibility for comedy.

I admire pop songs that are perfect at three minutes.

All reviews should carry a Surgeon General's warning. The good ones turn your head, the bad ones break your heart.

If it is not right do not do it

I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

The first and most important step in the process of becoming genuinely is to be once again authenticated by the original designer.

Without social networks, you're not the coolest thing on the Christmas list, and you're not getting any bite.

I'm not interested in being commodified. I'm not into being sold. I'm not a slave.

Some times your best effort just isn't good enough.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Tobey puts the CD on. Then he comes over and hugs me. I lean my head on his chest. 'I want to know everything about you,' he whispers.

I love fashion - I really feel it's where I belong.

Do anything rather than give yourself to reverie.