Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet.

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.

Eyes so transparent that through them the soul is seen.

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals

To love is to admire with the heart; to admire is to love with the mind.

Yes I have loved, as no one on earth ever loved, with an insensate and furious love, so violent that I wonder it did not break my heart

The cat makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy and toil.

The most fitting occupation for a civilized man is to do nothing.

Modesty was made for the ugly.

Books follow morals, and not morals books.

Leadership was not an act of bravery but rather forbearance and the strength to move forward with humility in the belief of what is righteous

Language becomes a prison house only poets can escape...if we do not reject any strict distinctions between ordinary usage and figures of speech.

It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.

A good attitude for a woman is to be confident, and to be confident is to be natural.

You will find yourself in the Quran, I guarantee you.

Physics isn't a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

If you believe in free will, why don't you have confidence in people to use it? Why do you want a government, or whoever, regulating them, if you believe in it?

If you ask, you're a boor. Just accept it. Hillry Clinton loves children! She helped children! She village'd children. She raised children. She wrote a book about it.

Lady, right now you could tell me to throw myself under a bus to make you happy, and I’d oblige you. (Xypher)

The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will involve the patient in the proper use of food, fresh air and exercise