Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Uniqueness is what makes you the most beautiful.

History is mostly guessing the rest is prejudice.

The statement I wanted to make was that it makes no sense to put these real-life women into one limited template, so why then are we doing it to our fictitious heroines?

It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel ... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.

Laugh, I Nearly Died," Andrew answers. "You've probably never heard that one before.

I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.

You can't develop character by reading books. You develop it from conflict.

In general, I think my freedom of invention is not limited when I use historical characters.

Keep right on to the end of the road, Keep right on to the end. Tho' the way be long let your heart be strong, Keep right on round the bend.

The street finds its own uses for things.