Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Lion, lion golden spunin savannahs of the sun, What immortal eye, or handweaves beasts from dreams, sews sky to land?

I look at victory as milestones on a very long highway.

Moderation has been called a virtue to limit the ambition of great men, and to console undistinguished people for their want of fortune and their lack of merit.

I disagree with those who argue that evolutionary biology and the existence of God are incompatible.

Power? It's like a Dead Sea fruit. When you achieve it, there is nothing there.

My identity is in Christ, not in basketball.

There are conditions worse than being unable to see, and that is imagining one sees.

Revolution will free society of its afflictions, while science will free the individual of his.

Wit: a whim followed by a wham.

L.A. interests me, the whole band scene and relaxed carefree feel, but it does not mean you have to dress like a hippy.