Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

Focus on your strength and maximum its potential.

Palaeontology is the Aladdin's lamp of the most deserted and lifeless regions of the earth

Jake and Hunter will make you forget all other book boyfriends you thought you loved!

If you're with someone who enjoys having people play hard to get, maybe that's the way you're supposed to do it then.

I'll tell you how I handle stress. I say-This too shall pass. You've got to try to stay cool and admit when you're wrong, and tell them when you're right.

Phury nodded. "And if she lives with us, we get to keep the cat.

Most thoughtful Americans of today seem to have forgotten how strongly their own and immediate predecessors, Emerson, Hawthorne and Whitman, were still preoccupied with the essence behind things.

It is by God’s mercy that we are saved. May we never tire of spreading this joyful message to the world.

Our future lies with today's kids and tomorrow's space exploration.

I believe you should seek to understand and then be understood.