Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

He knew how intelligent men could be broken by the stupidity of their superiors, how weeks of patient work night and day could be cast aside by such a man

Set fire to the broken pieces

Is it courage in a dying man to go, in weakness and in agony, to affront an almighty and eternal God?

I tended to do a lot of shows that were ahead of their time and didn't run very long.

A century that began with children having virtually no rights is ending with children having the most powerful legal instrument that not only recognizes but protects their human rights.

A fair day in winter is the mother of a storme.

In this crucible of wickedness the true greatness of Mormon shines like a star.

If we marry educational technology with quality, enriching content, that's a circle of win.

Well, if you're talking about perfection, I'll show you the image of my backside.

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by.