Little liberties are great offenses.

It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.

United we stand, divided we fall.

Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either.

Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.

There's smoke in my iris, but I painted a sunny day on the insides of my eyelids

A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over.

It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.

Iterate. Iterate Iterate.

Sometimes you must behave like a tunnel! If a formidable mountain is on your way, thrust through it!

You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first.

No science can be more secure than the unconscious metaphysics which tacitly it presupposes.

My father died in 1930, but if you told him or anybody almost in that time that you'd be able to sit back in England and watch a cricket game in Australia, they'd have you put in the loony bin.

What's [the Beatles'] I Am the Walrus all about?

Do you think we should drive a stake through his heart just in case?

Man could escape danger only by renouncing adventure, by abandoning that which has given to the human condition its unique character and genius among the rest of living things.

My preference is live performance, because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that.

I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.