Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again.

We buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them.

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.

Enjoy every sandwich.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

They say love conquers all You can't start it like a car You can't stop it with a gun.

If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

Long after people forget what you said or did, they’ll remember how you made them feel.

A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.

My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job.

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

Jane Austen is the feminine Peter Pan of letters. She never grew up.

Time is cruel like life. It slows down so that you can truly experience the worst moments of it. Only if you make it through them do you get to say ‘It all happened so fast.

[My ideal] is being able to be outdoors, have a labor intensive life, and then have this other life, where I hop on a plane and go sing to people in Norway.

Seventeen's not a good age. That's when you realize that you have a heart. That's when feelings get in the way of thinking.

Because he had nothing to hide, he did perhaps appear to have forfeited a little of his strength. But that is the irony of honesty.

There's definitely a way of thinking and a way of being in the South that has its advantages and disadvantages.