Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Simplicity simplified life!

Your happiness is meaningless unless it is linked with the total liberation of people around you! You matter

For you, I do morning price.

Don't rely on good principles to sell an inferior product.

In the eleventh century obese English king William the Conqueror took to bed and consumed nothing but alcohol to shed pounds, a practice many of his countrymen seem to continue to this day.

I build only living stones--men.

If you are in a state of mind in which all things are one, then you can spend your time in lingerie shops.

I believe food is the most brilliant invention ever.

I don't think that experience is a very useful or convincing attribute for a sensible foreign policy. Henry Kissinger had a lot of experience.

What I find is most people have a civics book understanding for how Congress works and how a bill moves.