Live life today and deal with tomorrow when it comes!

When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who was a priest, made me write 'I must not fart in class' 100 times. I left that school shortly afterwards.

I'll know I'm famous when I have five Ferraris, seven houses, Cameron Diaz on my arm and a little man following me with a huge bag of money.

Do only the greatest good, for the greatest number of people. They will do the rest.

A woman is like your shadow follow her she flies fly from her she follows.

Love is substance; Lust, illusion. Only in the surge of passion do the two mingle in confusion.

As estimated, you died. Things marched, sufficient, to that end. Just so much Zyklon and leather, patented terror, so many routine cries.

It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the world that they don’t care if that mark is a scar.

Those who stay where they are will endure.

How sweet is life, can we but choose with whom to live it: to live for oneself is no life.

In the world there is no democracy better than our democracy. Such a thing has never before been seen.

What I expect is a little more respect from a fellow manager.