Live one day at a time, and never be afraid.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.

You don't have to be dowdy to be a Christian.

Honey, I am going to my grave with my eyelashes and my makeup on.

The Bible says, Judge not lest ye be judged. Our lives are supposed to be hospitals, not courtrooms.

I love being under submission to my husband ... I believe in keeping the male ego intact.

I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

I can trust in Jesus. And this Gospel that we preach does work. So those who are hurting and suffering today, hang in there. The sun will shine again.

Religious people today are courts and juries. When it comes down to it, Jesus died on the cross so that we could learn to love others like we love ourselves, not judge them or persecute them.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

What if it's just a big, cosmic joke?Then...laugh!.85.

Kids are naturally gifted at art from a very young age. The problem is when they get older and become self-conscious. The process should always be fun, though.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

If I'm enjoying myself, I find my opportunities for more fun become greater.

For years I said if I could only find a comfortable chair I would rival Mozart.

When a father is quick to lose his tempre, his sons are fools.

Have you beheld a man skillful in his work? Before kings is where he will station himself; he will not station himself before commonplace men.

I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.

I insist that people - wherever they live - have their rights and they must be able to fight for them.