Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

If there is a construction or a pathway in the spirit to be made, it is the way of godliness.

my dear, I have nothing to say.my heart burns like the evening sky.

Things can’t mend without being broken.

A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.

Never answer a critic, unless he's right.

That's what makes a human a human, if we store information outside our bodies.

Fold him in his country's stars. Roll the drum and fire the volley! What to him are all our wars, What but death bemocking folly?

Google says young people don't care about privacy, but when asked if they'd let their parents see their phone bills and other stuff they say no.

To achieve purity of mind, one should cultivate constant awareness by being mindful all the time. One should remain always aware of one's thoughts.

I was just thinking – today is the first and last day of forever. It’s kind of hard to wrap my head around it. Even with all this extra room for wrapping.