Live through it," Call said. "That's all we can do.

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

Self-parody is the first portent of age.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

Backward is just not a natural direction for Americans to look - historical ignorance remains a national characteristic.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

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People would be bored shitless if they had to love only the good in someone they care about.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.

The most ominous of fallacies: the belief that things can be kept static by inaction.

All people are endowed with the faculty of compassion, and for this reason can develop the humanitarian spirit.

Don't be sucked in by the su-superior, don't swallow the culture bait, don't drink, don't drink and get beerier and beerier, do learn to discriminate.

Ideas often kindle each other, like electrical sparks.

Jon Hamm was the first I thought of for the other role in [Keeping Up with the Joneses], I recently worked with him on Clear History, an HBO improv movie that we had done together.

There are two things that I put my focus on. One is the fight against AIDS and finding a cure. The other is human rights.

The sage desires no desire, does not value rare treasures, learns without learning, recovers what people have left behind.

When I left EastEnders, I could have earned an absolute fortune from sexy calendars, shoots for lads' mags, fitness videos and reality shows. But I always turned them down.

Life has taught me to just be the best I can be.

Talks with terror cannot happen, but talks on terror are desirable.