Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Take a walk outside - it will serve you far more than pacing around in your mind.

Anxiety is who people want you to be. Calm is who you are.

The nature of creativity is to make space for things to happen... We can drive it out with our busyness and plans.

Bride and groom are not just two contracting parties but two loving and beloved companions, joined in establishing a home that will be nothing less than a source of immortality.

If you always start with the worst hand, you never have a bad-beat story to tell.

I don't like piracy but if anybody's concerned about piracy, why don't they pay attention to our role in it?

People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.

Closeness to power heightens the dignity of all men.

When I say a vegan diet can be "the healthiest dietary option we can live by," I mean an informed vegan diet.

Happy Monday! Don't victimize yourself and let life pass you by as you sit around and complain about problems. Be empowered and create solutions. You can!