Living in the past has one thing in its favour - it's cheaper.

What can't be cured must be endured.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

A fence should be horse high hog tight and bull strong.

Beauty is potent but money is omnipotent.

If you fail to plan you plan to fail.

Today's sales should be better than yesterday's - and worse than tomorrow's.

There is no crisis to which academics will not respond with a seminar.

He who drinks a little too much drinks much too much.

They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.

Danger and delight grow on one stalk .

Show Love to the Snake and it will Bite you at the End, Because, hatred and enmity toward Humanity is in its DNA

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

There are great lessons to be learn’t in every trail. Look for the gold in every encounter.

One Cardinal entered his cathedral for the first time at his funeral.

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

The first thing to know about playing baseball in Michigan is, Michigan's really cold.

To be prosperous and happy in life, Henry, it is simple. Pick one woman, pick it well, and surrender.

When I interview people accused of capital offenses, I never even ask if they did it. I would consider that unprofessional.

I don't think I'm going to get so mature that I lose touch with the whatever wounded part of myself that feels the need to be funny. I'm already old enough that I realize that's not going to happen.

What I know for sure is that pleasure is energy reciprocated. What you put out comes back. Your base level of pleasure is determined by how you view your whole life.