Living in this world, the person we are most unfamiliar with is probably ourselves.

The home of every soul is not among another's glory, but should be within another's soul.

To learn etiquette, is actually learning how to see others, and respect them.

I love you", once you say this sentence to a girl, it signifies that you have a responsibility towards her.

There was never talent, only hard work.

Success, like happiness, is a by-product, not a goal.

They can march for days without eating. They impregnate every schoolgirl they meet.

The only way out of your problems is straight through them.

My paternal grandmother drove ambulances during the regional Blitz, in Birmingham.

I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards' phone number.

Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.

Sacha Baron Cohen is one of my heroes.

Unless you are willing to do the ridiculous, God will not do the miraculous. When you have God, you don’t have to know everything about it; you just do it.

You have to maintain a fine balance between hope and despair.

I don't know whither we are drifting, but I do know where every real thinking patriot will stand in the end, and that's by the Constitution.