Llamas can drive... they just don't know it yet...

It's been my Buckingham Palace, my White House, my Taj Mahal, so coming here today as a real member is - well, it's a big deal.

Let's be honest: women are still only really valued for two things--their looks and their role as mothers. I'm not beautiful, and I can't have kids, so what does that make me? Worthless.

A novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat.

To me, the camera is like a musical instrument. You use it to control the flow, shape, size and colors of images.

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

By men's words we know them.

A Christian is never in a state of completion but always in a process of becoming.

The English public always feels perfectly at ease when a mediocrity is talking to it.

If I could hear Christ praying for me in the next room, I would not fear a million enemies.

I'm trying to keep a good spin on it...But at some point you have to look at a guy like me and ask, 'How effective can I be if I'm not playing on a regular basis?'