Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

If I were omnipotent and omnibenevolent I wouldn't be so damn ineffable.

He looked at the blue sky above and the green grass below and he knew he would always love this world!

Watch your thoughts-listen to them because they shape your life and evolve into words. They tell a story about you and how you perceive your life.

Let us begin to understand the argument. There is a solution to everything: Science.

A film is not a documentary. And what's wonderful about film is that it's a real provocation for people. I never, ever see film as being an absolute version of the truth.

After all, it is we who adapt to the machine. The machine does not adapt to us.

A long novitiate of acquaintance should precede the vows of friendship.

With many readers, brilliancy of style passes for affluence of thought; they mistake buttercups in the grass for immeasurable gold mines under ground.

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervade the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character.

There is much in nature against us. But we forget: Take nature altogether since time began, Including human nature, in peace and war, And it must be a little more in favor of man.