Logic chases truth up the tree of grammar.

To be is to be the value of a variable.

Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.

Irrefragability, thy name is mathematics.

Science is not a substitute for common sense, but an extension of it.

We do not learn first what to talk about and then what to say about it.

Creatures inveterately wrong in their inductions have a pathetic but praise-worthy tendency to die before reproducing their kind.

I have been accused of denying consciousness but I am not conscious of having done so.

Confusion of sign and object is original sin coeval with the word.

One man's antinomy is another man's falsidical paradox, give or take a couple of thousand years.

The scientist is indistinguishable from the common man in his sense of evidence, except that the scientist is more careful.

I was going to be a memory when I grew up.

It is extremely Sad to think that while nature is talking, humankind is not listening.

I have a passion for modern and contemporary art.

People will know that you can't just smuggle in, hunker down and wait to be legalized. It's not going to work that way. Those days are over.

I think part of being a good screenwriter is being as concise as possible.

Terrorism against our nation will not stand.

Happiness is love, nothing else. A man who is capable of love is happy.

For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work.

Writers tell stories better, because they've had more practice, but everyone has a book in them. Yes, that old cliche.

I’ve never met anyone who made it with a chick because they owned a Tom Waits album. I’ve got all three, and it’s never helped me.