Logic stays true, wherever you may go, So logic never tells you where you live.

If you once tell a lie, the truth is ever after your enemy.

Since the beginningnot one unusual thinghas ever happened.

Only God can tell a truly plausible lie.

Remembering that moment stirs something inside -- anger, at first, and then a deep, hollow sadness that ripples through me in its own spiderweb pattern.

It could have been worse. He could have said he wasn't a 'dessert person' and then I would have been forced to jump out of a moving car.

My father once admonished me to master the laws that govern fine writing until I could weave my words into worlds. If ever I accomplish that feat, I will sign my name to the tale.

Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise than each of them appears.

Just like Tim Robbins is very political - and obviously, Arnold Schwarzenegger must be - I want to be able to have this public personality that's considered authoritative.

The notion of ever more old people needing ever more young people, who will in turn grow old and need even more young people, and so on ad infinitum, is an obvious ecological Ponzi scheme.

Dancing is such a community feeling.

To make a man happy, fill his hands with work.

My most useful acting tip came from my pal John Wayne. Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

Johnny English is someone who really means well it's just that he's not as good as he thinks he is, and I think that maybe that's the British male in a nutshell.