London. Another terrorist attack and ISIS claimed credit. I am surprised because I thought we had wiped out ISIS on day one as Donald Trump said.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

The love that moves the sun and the other stars.

The deep observation of nature can transform your consciousness into a higher consciousness that will awaken your true being.

Heroes can save the world, but villains can change it.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22 which specified the concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind.

Verse comedy is interesting to me because of the challenge of writing in rhymed couplets, which is not a form that's usually amenable to English, yet to me it gives great possibility for comedy.

Precisely what menstruation is, is not yet very well known.

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.

We Germans fear God, but nothing else in the world; and it is the fear of God, which lets us love and foster peace.

...you can't let something that'll probably never happen ruin your life. You're only helping to make it a self-fulfilling prophecy

Our faults afflict us more than our good deeds console. Pain is ever uppermost in the conscience as in the heart.