London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Love is the most selfish of all the passions.

Your most important “want” should be the one you can control!

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

It’s the ability to love anyone and anything that’s the most powerful force in the universe.

It is possible for leaders or regimes to be cruel, bigoted, twisted in their world views and still make rational calculations with respect to their limits and their self-preservation.

There is much in Christianity which can be subjected to exact analysis. But the ultimate things are shrouded in the silent mysteries of God.

The wrath that on conviction subsides into mildness, is the wrath of a generous mind.

It means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don't care.

He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.

I have heard many arguments which influenced my opinion, but never one which influenced my vote.