Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

When your family is twice as weird as normal, you have to be twice as polite to authority, because authority hates weird.

Taylor: what do you hear? Daisy: Nothing but rain

That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want it to be Verizon Wireless.

Faith isn't absence of doubt. It's belief without proof, not without question.

Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.

She was the only creature in the world who would really care if something happened to me, even if it was only because I was the bringer of kibble.

How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass.

Focus, Amy. Just because he looked great in the saddle did not mean he wasn't an axe murderer.

"Oh My God," I blurted, grabbing onto Phin as we faced the open bedroom door. "It's the axe murderer." "I doubt he would knock," she said, but she was whispering, too, and didn't move away from me.

Avoid the man without compassion, because he ain’t a man surely!

Benefits should be granted little by little so that they may be better enjoyed.

I was sitting in the classroom trying to look intelligent in case the teacher looked at me.

We no longer love our knowledge enough once we have passed it on.

We think, "If I have more money, I am more valuable. If I make more money, I am more valuable." It's all sort of wound up with this problem that humans have with their failure.

Good humor pokes fun at the powerful — not the weak.

I'm a mother of five, and raising five babies, little children, you have to make use of time in a very effective way. So, I think that may have trained me.

You can be prosecuted if you tell the truth about Islam.

Perhaps the shortest and most powerful prayer in human language is help.

I'm a better person when I'm preparing for a role, when I'm studying a role.