Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

Suddenly this is all too hard. I am tired of putting up walls. I want someone with the strength - and the honesty - to break them down.

After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word coun

Every search for a hero must begin with something which every hero requires - a villain.

When two men in business always agree one of them is unnecessary.

Worries are the most stubborn habits in the world. Even after a poor man has won a huge lottery prize he will still for months wake up in the night with a start worrying about food and rent.

I don't think children's inner feelings have changed. They still want a mother and father in the very same house; they want places to play.

There's a scripture that says, 'A merry heart doeth good like medicine.' I think that's true, too.

Food is about being happy - at a table, thats probably where we spend most of our happiest hours.

Down by the river, I shot my baby dead.

If you look at my audiences, even in Europe, they're hardly teenagers.