Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Art is essentially the affirmation, the blessing, and the deification of existence.

The day I realized I could speak well, I decided I won't speak for myself anymore.

I don't really go back over my old shows, but I'll see them occasionally, mostly I want to go back and change things about the character as I look at them.

I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else.

Nobody's life is interesting enough to warrant a third memoir.

I never became a writer for the money. I am a poet first. Even getting published is a miracle for poets.

Japanimation is a whole different art form.

Beware of people who constantly assert their integrity and honor. People of character don't have to point it out.

When people leave cults, they don't know that they left a cult.

Adventure is a sign of incompetence.