Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.

We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

There ain't no me if there ain't no you.

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!

If this is going to be my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.

One thunderbolt strikesroot through everything

Knowledge makes you strong, wisdom makes you powerful, and love makes you invincible.

I know thy works that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.

The flag that was the symbol of slavery on the high seas for a long time was not the Confederate battle flag, it was sadly the Stars and Stripes.

I've never been a big fan of improvisation, because I think you appreciate the process and the cleverness of it more than the actual comedy in most cases.

I can't wait to get back to New York City where at least when I walk down the streat, no one ever hesitates to tell me exactly what they think of me.

All the exaggerations are right, if they exaggerate the right thing.

The first time I saw a picture of Elvis - I was in a state of shock, because I couldn't believe that a human being could be so beautiful.

A great power has to have the discipline not only to go when necessary but to know when not to go. Getting involved in ethnic, religious civil wars is a recipe for disaster.

Shout out to my haters sorry you couldn't phase me.