Look, I guess it's natural, you're teenagers, its springtime,everyone's thoughts are turning to birds and bees and caterpillars and moths..... - Iggy

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

It is unjust, but only Christlike, to suffer persecution for doing what is right.

Your greatness is revealed not by the lights that shine upon you, but by the light that shines within you.

Never give a person a piece of your mind when all you really wanted to do was give them a piece of your heart.

Grammarians make no new thoughts, but thoughts make new grammar.

[Vladimir] Putin is an enemy of political dissent. The U.S. celebrates political dissent and the right for people to argue free from violence about places where our ideas are in conflict.

Billionaires should never be responsible for solving problems, because they're not the government.

May you not rest, as long as I am living. You said I killed you - haunt me, then.

Loneliness had taught Harriet that there was always someone who understood - it was just so often that they were dead, and in a book.

I say three prayers every night to make sure that God knows I thank him so much.

But, those who did good to Allah and the people, Allah will give them reward by bestowing upon them His grace.