Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

HOME is where the heart is, but today, the PHONE is where the Heart is!!!

Authors, reviews are not for you. They are not for you. Authors, reviews are not for you.

Example has more followers than reason. We unconsciously imitate what pleases us, and approximate to the characters we most admire.

There are moments where history is made... This is one of those moments.

Many patients cannot hear until they feel heard.

There's always been good and bad music. Many composers hide behind modern music in order to not make music.

My wife doesn't like Football but she watches it just for Messi.

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is.

I didn’t write the rules. Why would I follow them?

Stagnation is something worse than death. It is corruption, also.