Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.

Death is meaningless unless it happens to someone you know.

Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store.

In most Life Situations, the truth is irrelevant. Once in a great while, however, it's the only thing you've got.

He’s a pagan! I’m an artist! We’re naturally sympathetic!

That each from other differs, first confess; next that he varies from himself no less.

I began to think that my time had come, as the saying is.

Gradually I came to realize that my understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasure is concerned.

There was a time when certain producers could produce just about anything, and the label execs would say, "That's a such-and-such record. Let's put that out as the first single."

It's not going to surprise me if our kids end up running on the beach in Florida when they're 100 years old on regrown body parts with a much higher quality of life than we can begin to imagine.

And now I understand something so frightening &wonderful- how the mind clings to the road it knows, rushing through crossroads, sticking like lint to the familiar.

The cemetery of the victims of human cruelty in our century is extended to include yet another vast cemetery, that of the unborn.

We used to take girls to scary movies all the time, I don't know about you, but that was the place we would go for dates.

Every once in a while, a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything.