Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa.""What does it mean?""You're beautiful.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

dear kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosery is the only thing i own that i care for, its yours i'm yours C

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Hey, Carlos, " the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?""It sucked.""Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks."It really sucked, " I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

As I would not be a slave so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.

Experiences shape experiences.

What we say has such a profound influence upon what we see, and hear, and taste of the world!

... it was as if there were always some good fortune with me that would keep me from going hungry. I knew I would never die of hunger.

I really love being alive. I love my family and my work. I love the opportunity I have to do things. That's what happiness is.

The animal testing regime... is utterly futile

I had a lump on my face and had a big cancer thing removed.

People in a temper often say a lot of silly, terrible things they mean.

I don't think Obama understands basic economics. Not economics that work. He may understand some theory that someone in Princeton sat and dreamed up, but it's not working.

There is nothing that will make you a Christian indeed, but a taste of the sweetness of Christ.