Look at the real prodigies, and I look like nothing compared to them.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

The things that preoccupy our minds can help us achieve a long term goal if we have an intention to fulfill our dreams.

Love's the sonstood stammering elocutionwhile the poor ship in flames went down

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

The big room or big suite doesn't mean a lot to me. It is what the people do or don't do that matters.

Homeless shelters, child hunger, and child suffering have become normalized in the richest nation on earth. It's time to reset our moral compass and redefine how we measure success.

If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

Throw off your tiredness. Let me show you one tiny spot of the beauty that can't be spoken.

I wanted to die. I had a panic attack.

I'm a little territorial and defensive.

I swayed into him, drawn to his obsessive and insatiable raw need for me, which reflected the depth of my need for him