Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

Repentance seemed like too loose of a word. I knew I’d been wrong, but that didn’t soften the blow.

The history of the Victorian Age will never be written: we know too much about it.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality

Man can learn everything if he will but try.

Accepting means you allow yourself to feel whatever it is you are feeling at that moment. It is part of the isness of the Now. You can't argue with what is. Well, you can, but if you do, you suffer.

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my sons school overcome a learning disability.

The infant mortality rates are insanely high. The obesity epidemic is on the rise. It is all related.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

We cannot perform our tasks to the best of our power, unless we think well of our own capacity.