Look at this body...Do I look like I use steroids?

My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King!

I represent boxing. I represent the old school. That's me.

He's stepping up to challenge me. Anybody that challenges me, has got to get dogged out. That's my job.

I have always been ready to fight anybody out there, anytime, anywhere. I will knock them all over. My talent speaks for itself.

The only freak show I got is between my legs.

I didn't run from the situation. I didn't hide the ordeal from the reporters like the sissy baseball players. I fought it head-on... We dealt with it. It's over. And now we're moving on.

Who's next! I got milk baby, who's next!

Evander Holyfield's a great fighter, I watched him when I was a kid, I love the guy, but I had to do what I had to do. It's what I get paid to do.

I got tired of everyone being in my way, so I had to kick them out to have my privacy.

I don't know Jiu-Jitsu, I don't know wrestling, all I know is how to fight. Period.

Fine art is that in which the hand the head and the heart of man go together.

You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.

There's no gap between the writer and the performer, which is what I think makes [Monty] Python unique. Five or six people who write Python and five or six who act it. That's what makes it unique.

Hee that hath right, feares; he that hath wrong, hopes.

You are bound, my hunch is, to make it just fine.

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.

I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!

If reason dominates in man, he rises higher than angels. If lust overpowers man, he descends lower than the beast.

I never once failed at making a light bulb. I just found out 99 ways not to make one.

I humbly do beseech of your pardon, For too much loving you