Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.

An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

Wrinkles are engraved smiles.

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.

Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.

Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

Sowing seeds of kindness always reaps a crop of heavenly blessings.

In a crowd do not lose your individuality, and in your individuality do not lose the crowd.

None of us are getting out of here alive".

Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and, likewise, feel responsible to you.

Never give up and take nothing for granted in life.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

Life is too short to spend your time avoiding failure.

We are each the masters of our own reality; when we become self-aware to this: absolutely anything in the world is possible.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. As a result, a genius is often a talented person who has simply done all of his homework.

I like playing sort-of-crazy people. There's something really, really fun about that.