Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Why can't people just love each other and be happy?

Take down the walls.

Living a lifetime is experiment.

Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.

There is no escaping the fact that when the taxation of large incomes is excessive, they tend to disappear.

An honest public servant can't become rich in politics. He can only attain greatness and satisfaction by service.

What do sad complaints avail if the offense is not cut down by punishment.

The present order is the disorder of the future.

It is absolutely impossible to transcend the laws of nature. What can change in historically different circumstances is only the form in which these laws expose themselves.

First of all, there was a volcano of words, an eruption of words that Shakespeare had never used before that had never been used in the English language before. It's astonishing. It pours out of him.