Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

The truth, Ms Rainn, is that advice and inspirational quotes and sayings may give you a kick start, but it's up to you to keep that motivation alive.

Happiness grows at our firesides and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

It is often so: the harder it is to hear, the more a truth is worth saying.

It's so simple just like that, 'cause it's a shame that where you're at isn't always where you really wanna be.

It is a mystery why people think they need to act as their friends' dietitian, nonetheless it's common.

He who has the base necessities of life should pay nothing; taxation on him who has a surplus may, if need be; extend to everything beyond necessities.

With every word, I drop knowledge.

When people are worried about the future, they don't take trips to Hawaii.

Man never dies, nor is he ever born; bodies die, but he never dies.

I am Valentino Rossi. If I stay in MotoGP it is to try to win. When that is not possible it is time to stay at home and work in the garden!