Look, my dad has a saying - we'll burn that bridge when get to it. OK? You get it? Worry about tomorrow, tomorrow.

I just have an allergic reaction to lung cancer. Gives me tumors.

Anger was a waste of time and energy. Anger was useless."Anger" was the label given to the emotion that accomplished nothing.

You won't even know you've crossed the line until it's way back in your rearview mirror.

If I think she' hot and it turns out she's a psychopath, then what does that say about me? I'm totally not ready for that kind of therapy.

And my parents made me want i am. So what? We get stuff from our parents, but we also get stuff from the world around us. From people around us. And at the end of the day, we're us.

[She] was made up of skin and bones and hate and crazy, and hate and crazy don't weigh anything.

The best revenge is living well, my dad told me once.

I’m a complicated man, with complicated taste buds.

It's a good day when a goddess gets on the school-bus with you.

A river of images and thoughts and feelings, dirtied and polluted so that no one could drink from it without gagging.

Before you leave here, Sir, you’re going to learn that one of the most brutal things in the world is your average nineteen-year-old American boy.

I believe the phrase you’re looking for is ‘too much money and not enough things to spend it on.

If the universe is movement, it will not be in one direction only. We think of our lives as linear but it is the spin of the earth that allows us to observe time. Walk with me.

I am not a national leader. If I am a national leader I can speak out all that I want.

I think we should all hope for a Russia that is successful, where its people are employed and the economy is growing and they are having good relationships with their neighbors.

If you fall during your life it doesn't matter because you're never a failure if you try to get up.

I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future.

Were I to write what I know, the book would be too sensational to print, but were I to write what I think proper, it would be too dull to read.

If you want to be creative, go where your questions lead you.

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.