Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

If names be not correct, language is not in accordance with the truth of things.

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.

I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.“Nope, ” said Nudge, shaking her head. “You stand out like a fart in church.

Religion separate people while the issues of life that all people share in common, bring them together.

Today, I don't want to ask for anythingI just want to give thanks for Everything I already have.

Darkness is my friend, and my biggest enemy" Temporary dark and deep

It’s not God that I do not accept, you understand, it is this world of God’s, created by God, that I do not accept and cannot agree to accept.

Unless you change how you are, you will always have what you've got.

Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something monstrous before we die.

Birds fascinated her. How did they do that, seeming to fly with one mind, each of them able to anticipate what the others would do?