Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

John Quincy Adams strove to escape commonplace thoughts.

It's what you do when you grow up, apparently, face up to things you'd rather not and accept the fact that nobody is who you thought they were, maybe not even close.

Life is a challenge that you need. There's things in life that are going to throw you into the ground, but if you learn how to get up, that means you are not a quitter.

When the gratitude of many to one throws away all shame, we behold fame.

Growth is never by mere chance; it is the result of forces working together.

I want to always be viewed by my readers as a friend and not as an authority or an expert.

You ain't worth a greased lack pin to ram you into hell.

My life is proof that no matter what situation you're in, as long as you have a supportive family, you can achieve anything.

With me, boxing's a beautiful sport.

All art is a form of hacking, it's a kind of breeching open of a closed system.