Lord Illingworth told me this morning that there was an orchid there as beautiful as the seven deadly sins.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I like to write and draw everything with sharpies. I even got one with my own name on it!

God wants people to meet Him when they meet us.

I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like “shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah.

To be bored to death is a form of suicide.

What has this unfeeling age of ours left untried, what wickedness has it shunned?

Fasting is a tremendous weapon and a source of power in the life of a believer.

One of the things about comics is people can linger on images and words as long as they want.

I think it's okay to ask questions. I don't think everything is answerable though.

We have forgotten that our sovereign duty is to leave the world in a better condition than when we each entered it

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.