Lord, give me a sense of humor so that I may take some happiness from this life and share it with others.

One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated.

You wouldn't abandon ship in a storm just because you couldn't control the winds.

Occupy your mind with good thoughts, or the enemy will fill them with bad ones.

The heart that has truly loved never forgets.

Take something from yourself, to give to another, that is humane and gentle and never takes away as much comfort as it brings again.

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself.

The things we pray for, good Lord, give us grace to labor for.

Nobody owns anything but everyone is rich - for what greater wealth can there be than cheerfulness, peace of mind, and freedom from anxiety?

Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.

A man taking basil from a woman will love her always.

Those who can not adjust to change will be swept aside by it. Those who recognize change and react accordingly will benefit.

If we are a body, then we are one that is afflicted with an autoimmune disease.

Hit the bottom and get back up

As we say in the American Institute of Wine and Food, small helpings, no seconds. A little bit of everything. No snacking. And have a good time.

German economic salvation has been brought about solely through the efforts of the German people and the experience they have gained. Countries abroad have contributed nothing to this.

I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace, there’s a possibility of me gaining second sight - like being psychic. I would be wearing it whether or not I was in the public eye.

Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.

Teas, Where small talk dies in agonies.

Music for me is very therapeutic, it's very cathartic.

Developing films with directors, developing films with actors, is a poor percentage play for a screenwriter.