Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off!

As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, its fine with me.

For me, faith means that what is right will win out one day. It means that the universe is not aimless but moves by some positive design.

I left my marriage knowing I'd have to work. I have.

The elderly have weathered enough squalls to know that this one, too, shall pass. They own the courage to be original; they've learned to hold their own values above the conventional wisdom.

He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex.

Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it.

Humility comes from understanding that the obstacles in front of you are not going to go away.

With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!

I didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance.

I totally don't know what to do." He got up and started pacing. "Am I supposed to get you a present? Or maybe a card. I'm completely lost.

It is much easier to become a father than to be one.

Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.

Meatspace still has some advantages for a carbon-based girl.

Nothing can touch me now - I'm Jeff Koons and my art can defend me !

Boundary lines, of any type, are never found in the real world itself, but only in the imagination of the mapmakers.

A humble man who lives a spiritual life, when he reads the Holy Scriptures, while relate all things to himself and not to others.

A coach is someone that sees beyond your limits and guides you to greatness!

Food is Essential to life, therefore make it good.

We must also reject the false choice of liberty versus security. We can and must have both.