Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Dreams are never too big, you will grow into them.

Life without death simply isn't life, but death

The higher animals are in a sense drawn into Man when he loves them and makes them (as he does) much more nearly human than they would otherwise be.

Jesus wept once; possibly more than once. There are times when God asks nothing of His children except silence, patience, and tears.

A lot of people think that public speaking means that you are standing at a podium giving a speech, but public speaking comes in lots of different formats.

The ideas dictate everything.

I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel.

Science fiction is the very literature of change.

It is important that man dreams, but it is perhaps equally important that he can laugh at his own dreams.

You cannot fix what you cannot face.