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Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.


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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.



When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.



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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.



I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.



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My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.



My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.



I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.



I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.



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People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'





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