Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Everything Can Change in One Moment of Time

One must not cheat anybody not even the world of one's triumph.

I feel that I am doing the minimum amount of damage to other possibilities that may take place in a reader's head.

At the end of the day I am a writer, and if I don't take care of this, no one else will.

On corsets: I said, You have got to be kidding. I am an ape and yet I am still expected to squeeze myself into one of those damn things.

To continue in one path is to go backward.

It's hard to imagine a civilization without onions; in one form or another their flavor blends into almost everything in the meal except the desert.

The roughest and toughest fighter I fought was Joe Frazier

I will never forget that there are millions of other people who would be dying to be in my position. I’m not going to be an actress who doesn’t appreciate what she has.

Our fathers were Englishmen which came over this great ocean, and were ready to perish in this wilderness.