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What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion, ” she told me.

What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion, ” she told me.




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We’re alive!” Swedish told her. “I did not see that coming.



Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.” “Yeah, ” I said, “that’s exactly how I’d describe him.

Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.” “Yeah, ” I said, “that’s exactly how I’d describe him.



Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved my shoulder. “No.

Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved my shoulder. “No.



Now you’re listening to Swedish ?” I asked her. “He thinks I’m the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there!

Now you’re listening to Swedish ?” I asked her. “He thinks I’m the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there!





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