Los Angeles is many places in one place.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Life Cuts Like a Kinfe when you Live it Without Purpose. Make it a thrive in finding yours.

John turned to her, with streaks of dried blood along his face. “Thank goodness we got the easy job.

I admire sensible, kind people. They're not often famous.

I seriously hate pop music and all things super-commercial.

I realized relatively early on that I had no desire to be a mother whatsoever. I actually love children, but specifically other people's.

Learn to do the common things uncommonly well.

If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.

A prince wants only the pleasure of private life to complete his happiness.

The silences express so much and are so crucial in music, and prose does not allow for the creation of these silences, these white spaces on the page or the computer screen.

With a host of proposals on the table and a President examining new ideas for health reform, we have an obligation to give real reform our best shot.