Losing is like smoking. It's habit forming”; “Fear is the basis of all mankind. In cards, you psyche 'em out, you shark 'em, you put the fear of God in 'em

Ain't only three things to gambling: knowing the 60-40 end of the proposition, money management, and knowing yourself.

I'll play any man from any land any game he can name for any amount he can count…Provided I like it!

Losing is like smoking. It's habit forming.

My new elf husband wasted no time in carrying me to the bed, then tumbling us both onto the coverlet.

I think that politics needs a bit of spicing up.

For the sake of historical truth I must verify that only the Greeks, of all the adversaries who confronted us, fought with bold courage and highest disregard of death.

You really need to stop Googling yourself and start being an artist.

I did come to realize that getting your first job is hard, but it's not nearly as hard as getting your seventh job. That is hard. That's when you really have to prove it to people.

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

Of the small gifts of heaven, / It seems to me a more than equal share / At birth was given / To girls with curly hair.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

Go to meet destiny halfway and destiny will come to your assistance.