Lots of ingenuity gets you through times with no money better than money gets you through times of no ingenuity.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

I can do this… I can start over. I can save my own life and I’m never going to be alone as long as I have stars to wish on and people to still love.

Courageous people know that old ways of doing things shouldn’t stand in the way of a better solution.

Learn from each one of your defeats; your losses must be as close to you as your victories.

Remember, that six pounds a year is but a groat a day.

You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndication, and another product when it goes on cable.

All the survivors of the war had reached their homes and so put the perils of battle and the sea behind them.

You know, Im always surprised when I read profiles, and they make me sound so jaded. I am so not jaded.

I didn't even grow up with football. I learned the rules of football on this show [The League].

Often faith isn't hoping that good times are coming; it's trying to see that the good times are here.

Success is not about who never fails. It is about who can spring - or even stagger - back up.